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Joke Topic - 'Englishmen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Englishmen'.


How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

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What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.


What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas who?
Midas well come in.


What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."


Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.


Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.


Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.

A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

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