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Joke Topic - 'Englishmen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Englishmen'.

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How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.


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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Dentists

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
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Liverpool

What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."
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Understand

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
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Bigamy

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Watchman

Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

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