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Joke Topic - 'Entertainment'


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What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!


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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Dogs

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
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Bars

I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.
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Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.

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