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Joke Topic - 'Everything'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Everything'.


Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake


"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."


This car is protected by Smith and Wesson


My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!


How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.

Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.


Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.


State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty

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