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Joke Topic - 'Evidence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Evidence'.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Scottish

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

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