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Joke Topic - 'Exams'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Exams'.


A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?

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What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.


What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.


What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.


Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.


What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.


To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.


Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.


Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.

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