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Joke Topic - 'Exams'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Exams'.

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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
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What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.


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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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Listening

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Favorite

What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Accountant

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.

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