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Joke Topic - 'Exchange'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Exchange'.

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A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'


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Dog

Dog Attacks Rocket
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Scottish

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

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