A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scottish
Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
Gravity
Repeal the law of gravity
Taste
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Jugglers
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.
Astronauts
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
Donkeys
How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.