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Joke Topic - 'Exercise'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Exercise'.

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Joan: I'm on a new diet and exercise program. Every morning after breakfast I go horseback riding.
Amy: Is it working?
Joan: Sort of, so far the horse has lost ten pounds.
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Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!


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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful
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Cemetery

Filming in cemetery angers residents
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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

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