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Joke Topic - 'Expensive'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Expensive'.

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George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
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Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Apartments

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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Brains

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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Employees

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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Work

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

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