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Joke Topic - 'Expensive'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Expensive'.


George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!


I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!


Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?


What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.


What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.


Lack Of Brains Hinders Research


How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!


Work is the curse of the drinking class.

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