Joke Topic - 'Experience'

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."