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Joke Topic - 'Experts'


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Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline


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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Christmas

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.

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