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Joke Topic - 'Eye'


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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Cows

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Children

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
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Mother-in-law

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

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