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Joke Topic - 'Eyes'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Eyes'.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Eye drops off shelf
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George: My girlfriend has a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin has the glow of a peach, her cheeks are like apples and her lips like cherries.
Fred: Sounds more like a fruit salad to me.
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He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
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What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.


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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Fairies

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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Sleepwalking

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Going

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?

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