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Joke Topic - 'Factory'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Factory'.

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Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.
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What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.


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remind

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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light bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
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Knock knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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light bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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lady

"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
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cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

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