Here are some randomly selected joke topics
remind
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
burgers
Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
light bulbs
How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
Knock knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
dogs
Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
teachers
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
light bulbs
How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
lady
"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
cannibals
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?