Joke Topic - 'Factory'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Factory'.

Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.

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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.

"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

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