Joke Topic - 'Factory'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Factory'.

Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

School

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.

Nostalgia is a thing of the past

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

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