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Joke Topic - 'Fail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fail'.

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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


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prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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giraffes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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computers

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
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dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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know

Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!

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