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Joke Topic - 'Failure'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Failure'.

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Predestination was doomed to failure from the start


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work

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
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grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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price

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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balloon

What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'
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apathy

Apathy rules - so what?
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invested

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
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pianos

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.

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