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Joke Topic - 'Failure'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Failure'.


Predestination was doomed to failure from the start

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If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?


Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.


Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.


The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.


What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'


Apathy rules - so what?


Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.


Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.

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