Here are some randomly selected joke topics
work
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
grandchildren
Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
blondes
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
price
The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
Santa Claus
Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
balloon
What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'
apathy
Apathy rules - so what?
invested
Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
pianos
Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
