This nurse was learning first aid. The sister said, 'Nurse, imagine a man's been brought in after an accident and he's bleeding badly. What's the first thing you'd do?'
The nurse said. 'Faint.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
mouse
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
bees
What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
police
Police move in book case
spell
I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
potato
What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
blondes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
UFO
What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
waiters
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
the alphabet
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
