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Joke Topic - 'Fairies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fairies'.

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What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.


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dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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noisiest

What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.
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knock knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
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mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
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count

You can always count on your fingers
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lizards

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
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maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

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