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Joke Topic - 'Fairy Tales'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fairy Tales'.

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A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'


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dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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dogs

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
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wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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fish

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
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cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

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