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Joke Topic - 'False Teeth'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'False Teeth'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

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Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?


What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.


Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.


My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'

light bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).


Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.


How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.


Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

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