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Joke Topic - 'False Teeth'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'False Teeth'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.


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birds

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
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marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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light bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
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cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Windows

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

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