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Joke Topic - 'Famous Composers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Famous Composers'.

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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


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dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
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Scottish

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
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Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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light bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
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politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?

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