Here are some randomly selected joke topics
dogs
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
Scottish
What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
bacteria
Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
light bulbs
How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Father Christmas
What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
politicians
Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
barman
What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
dog
A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
calendar
Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
