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Joke Topic - 'Famous'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Famous'.

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What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
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Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.


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drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
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prison

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
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drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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fly

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.
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astronomers

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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blondes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
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vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!

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