Here are some randomly selected joke topics
drummers
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
Santa Claus
Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
prison
Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
drinking
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
fly
What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.
astronomers
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
lawyers
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
blondes
What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
vampires
What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
