Joke Topic - 'Fans'

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!