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Joke Topic - 'Fans'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fans'.

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Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.


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dogs

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
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marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
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dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
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horses

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
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pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!

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