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Joke Topic - 'Farm'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Farm'.

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My brother said, 'I've got this awful job down on the farm. I'm up to my elbows in manure all day.'
I said, 'Well at least it'll stop you biting your nails.'


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Idiots

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
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Pilots

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Goats

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

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