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Joke Topic - 'Farm'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Farm'.
My brother said, 'I've got this awful job down on the farm. I'm up to my elbows in manure all day.'
I said, 'Well at least it'll stop you biting your nails.'
I said, 'Well at least it'll stop you biting your nails.'
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Idiots
Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
It finally dawned on him.
Golf
Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
Lunch
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
Santa Claus
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
Suggestions
Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
Elephants
How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
Pilots
Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
Cars
This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
Goats
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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