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Joke Topic - 'Farmer'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Farmer'.

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Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
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Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.


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bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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ancestors

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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drunk

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
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knock knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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light bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
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Quasimodo

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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Knock knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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a monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

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