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Joke Topic - 'Farmer'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Farmer'.


Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

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DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.


Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!


How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.


What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.


How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.


Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.


Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.


How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"


Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."

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