Here are some randomly selected joke topics
bankers
What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
ancestors
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
difficult
Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
drunk
I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
knock knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
light bulbs
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
Quasimodo
Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
Knock knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
a monkey
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.