Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Father Christmas
What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
UFO
What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
cashiers
How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
restaurants
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
school
Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
work
Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
girlfriends
When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
did you hear
Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
Count Dracula
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
