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Joke Topic - 'Fashion Designers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fashion Designers'.

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How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.


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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
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UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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cashiers

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
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restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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school

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
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did you hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

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