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Joke Topic - 'Fast Food'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast Food'.

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I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.
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Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.


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graveyard

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
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waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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birds

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
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books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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pets

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
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barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?

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