Joke Topic - 'Fast'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.