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Joke Topic - 'Fast'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast'.

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Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast


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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
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A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Deer

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
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Robber

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.

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