Here are some randomly selected joke topics
kettles
What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
blondes
Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
snakes
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Christmas
What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
fathers
Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
Dracula
What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
cow
What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
