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Joke Topic - 'Fat Chance'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fat Chance'.


Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.


"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"


What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.

A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'


What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.


What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.


Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.


Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.

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