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Joke Topic - 'Fat Chance'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fat Chance'.

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Double

"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Gorillas

'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
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Amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.

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