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Joke Topic - 'Father Christmas' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Father Christmas'.

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Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
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Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
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Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.


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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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Dogs

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.

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