Joke Topic - 'Father Christmas'

Father: Did you see Father Christmas this year, son?
Son: No it was too dark to see him, but I heard what he said when he stubbed his toes on the edge of my bed.

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!

When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.