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Joke Topic - 'Father Christmas'


Here are 14 jokes on the topic - 'Father Christmas'.

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Father: Did you see Father Christmas this year, son?
Son: No it was too dark to see him, but I heard what he said when he stubbed his toes on the edge of my bed.
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What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
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What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
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What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
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What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.

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