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Joke Topic - 'Father'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Father'.


A young boy got lost at a baseball game. He went up to a police officer and said "I've lost my father."
"What's he like?" asked the officer.
"Beer and women," replied the boy.

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

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Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.


What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."


What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.


How do undertakers speak?


What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.


Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.

knock knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!


I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!

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