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Joke Topic - 'Father'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Father'.

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A young boy got lost at a baseball game. He went up to a police officer and said "I've lost my father."
"What's he like?" asked the officer.
"Beer and women," replied the boy.
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If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
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What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.


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photographers

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
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Liverpool

What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."
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caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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scary

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
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knock knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!
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drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!

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