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Joke Topic - 'Fathers'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Fathers'.

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"You should be ashamed," the father told his son, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school."
"Really?" the kid said. "Well when he was your age, he was president."
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A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!


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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Idiots

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Blondes

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

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