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Joke Topic - 'Fingers'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fingers'.


What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

You can always count on your fingers

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Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.


If at first you don't succeed, try management.


Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.


What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.


Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.

Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.


Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

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