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Joke Topic - 'Fired'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Fired'.


"Why did you leave your last job?"
"It was something the boss said to me."
"Was it something abusive?"
"Not exactly."
"So what did he say?"
"You're fired.

Boss: You're fired!
Employee: How can you fire me? You said that I was like a son to you!
Boss: That's right: you're lazy, insolent, and disrespectful!

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.

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I couldn't eat another mortal.


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A strong current pulled him under.


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A wrap!

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