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Joke Topic - 'Fireflies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fireflies'.

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How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'


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Nothing

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
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Whales

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Beauty

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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