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Joke Topic - 'Firemen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Firemen'.


How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.


Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.


Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?


What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.


Exits are on the way out


Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?


Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.


Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

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