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Joke Topic - 'First Aid'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'First Aid'.

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Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.
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My sister went to first aid lessons. They said, 'What's the first thing you'd do if a man was blown up by dynamite?'
My sister said, 'Wait for him to come down.'


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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
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Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
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Dogs

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
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Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
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Watch

Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.

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