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Joke Topic - 'First Aid'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'First Aid'.


Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.

My sister went to first aid lessons. They said, 'What's the first thing you'd do if a man was blown up by dynamite?'
My sister said, 'Wait for him to come down.'

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Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?


Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.


Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!


Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.

Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.


What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.


What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!


When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.


Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.

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