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Joke Topic - 'Fishmonger'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fishmonger'.

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Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.


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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
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Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

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