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Joke Topic - 'Fleas'


Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Fleas'.

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Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
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Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
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Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
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What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.

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