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Joke Topic - 'Florida'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Florida'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.


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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Dizzy

Good turns make me dizzy
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Birthdays

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
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A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Food

What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.

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