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Joke Topic - 'Florist'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Florist'.

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Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.


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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Christmas

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.

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