Joke Topic - 'Florist'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Florist'.

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.

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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.

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