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Joke Topic - 'Flowers'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Flowers'.


Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.

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My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!


A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.


Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.


Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.


What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.


What do you call an honest lawyer?


It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.


Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

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