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Joke Topic - 'Flowers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Flowers'.

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Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
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What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.


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Ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.
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Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
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Police

A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
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Horses

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Honest

What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

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