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Joke Topic - 'Flu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Flu'.

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Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.


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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Chef

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
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Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

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