You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time,
but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
Ghosts
What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
Cats
What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
Football
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
Light Bulbs
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
Computers
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
Chickens
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
Birthdays
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
Cookies
What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"