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Joke Topic - 'Fools'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fools'.

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"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.


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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Elephants

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
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Work

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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Government

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
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Elephants

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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Will

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

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