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Joke Topic - 'Football'


Here are 18 jokes on the topic - 'Football'.

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A famous footballer went to Heaven and was met by St Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Who are you?' asked the saint.
'What did you do on earth?'
'I was a footballer.'
'Oh, and where are your boots?'
'I left them on earth.'
'Well, hurry back and get them - we're playing a match against Hell tonight.'
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Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
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Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
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Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
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What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
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What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
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What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.

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