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Joke Topic - 'Footballer'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Footballer'.

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Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.


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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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Sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
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Strike

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.

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