Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Matrimony
"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
Cats
My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
Dogs
What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
Rain
Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
Nostalgia
Nostalgia is a thing of the past
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
Expiration
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Porridge
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
Mother
Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.