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Joke Topic - 'Forgery'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Forgery'.
My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'
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