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Joke Topic - 'Forget'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Forget'.

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A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.


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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Astronauts

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
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Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

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