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Joke Topic - 'Forget'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Forget'.


A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.

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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'


The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'


How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.


Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.


Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

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